 Chuck Norris is so brave that fear's afraid of him. |
| Chuck Norris is so awesome this is an understatement. |
| Chuck Norris's tears can heal cancer. Too bad he never cries. |
| If Chuck Norris has five dollars and you have five dollars, Chuck has more than you. |
| There is no [ctrl] key on Chuck Norris's keyboard. He is always in controll. |
| Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls the world. |
| Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip! |
| There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. |
| A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. |
| A Chuck Norris kick creates a singularity that will automatically hit, even if it misses terribly (but he never does). |
